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You’ll spend a lot of time on your kayak. You might as well have a name that gives you a chuckle when you look at it.

We’ve come up with some great names for you to choose from—and the best part is, they’re all funny and punny. So even if you don’t know what a pun is, you can still enjoy the humor in these kayak names.

So what are you waiting for? It’s time to find the perfect name for your new kayak boat!

Best Funny Kayak Names


While some of these names are funny, they also let people know you love to kayak and enjoy being on the water. You can have a lot of fun with your kayak name this list

  • Playbuoy: It’s a fun name that works well if you’re looking for a boat that will stay close by and be easy to find.
  • Little and Loud: this is the perfect name for the loudest, smallest kayak on the water.
  • Kayak Bus: was named for its ability to hold multiple people at once, as well as its ability to float on water.
  • Paddles Up: I was inspired by how much fun it is to go kayaking with friends.
  • Aquacity: It’s perfect for those who love being out on the water but want extra space
  • Mackinaw: Structure named after an island in the Great Lakes.
  • Sea to Shining Sea: A kayak is a great way to spend quality time with your family.
  • Lady of the Lake: A great kayak for anyone who likes to go on adventures.
  • Canoe-T: A fun and easy way to get out on the water.
  • River Rat: A fun way for people who love to paddle around in their kayaks.
  • Skidaddle: A fun way for people who love getting up close and personal with nature while out on the water.
  • Kayak-a-doodle-do: this is a great name for the kayak you keep in your garage.
  • Beach Police: this is perfect for the boat you take out to the beach and then get stuck on the sand.
  • Thighs and a Leg: this is an excellent name for your kayak because it’s just that: a boat with two legs and some thighs.
  • Little Miss Sunshine: this is a fun name for your boat because it’s always sunny when you’re out there.
  • The Titanic: It’s also a great name for anyone who enjoys playing Titanic in their free time!
  • Board to Death: This one is perfect if you like to take your friends out on long trips and then kill them by making them sit too close to you on your board.
  • Thighs and a Leg: This name is perfect if you are an athlete who has muscular thighs and only one leg,
  • A Fish Out of Water: This name is perfect for someone who loves to fish but has never been in a kayak before.
  • The Blue Lagoon: This name is perfect for someone who loves the sea, especially if they live near a lagoon.
  • Bobbing for Apples: This name is perfect for anyone who likes being active outdoors and enjoys apple bobbing (or any other water sport).
  • Seahorse Galore: This name is perfect for anyone who lives near a beach or anywhere else where there are many seahorses.
  • Yellow Submarine: This name is perfect for anyone who loves pirates! And it’s a great way to represent your team if they all wear yellow uniforms!
  • Yo-Ho-Ho: A fun name for a kayak. You’ll be the life of the party with this one!
  • Bottle of Funk: The perfect name for anyone who loves to drink.
  • Liquid Limo: A great name for someone who loves to party or just takes their kayaking seriously.
  • Kung Fu Grip: A playful name that can be used as a pun on “grip” or as an actual reference to Kung Fu.
  • Discomfort Zone: A funny name that makes me think of discomfort zones in video games.
  • SitOnIt: Just what it sounds like—a fun play on words and a simple way to get someone’s attention without being too complicated or fancy.
  • SeaPus: a kayak shaped like a sea urchin, a sea creature.
  • Kayak Naked: this is a kayak with no top, so you can see the people in the kayak.
  • Paddle Face: this is a kayak with someone’s face painted on it.
  • G Eazy Rider: is a kayak named after G Eazy, an American rapper.
  • Splish Splash: this is a kayak that looks like it’s splashing through water.
  • Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos!: this is a name for a kayak because this song was played by someone who was paddling fast to get away from something scary (like a bear).
  • Old Reliable: Named after the term “Old Reliable,” a nickname for the Ford F-150 and other trucks.
  • Guido the Kayak: Named after a character from the movie “The Wedding Singer.”
  • Sexy Rexy: A reference to the movie “Aladdin.”
  • Cool Runnings: Refers to an early Jamaican bobsleigh team that competed in the 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary, Canada.
  • BC Sublime: A British Columbia-based company that provides kayak tours of the San Juan Islands.
  • Kay-Largo: is a classic name that will never go out of style or fall out of favor with her owner.”
  • Something’s Fishy: This is a great name for a kayaker who loves fishing.
  • Chasin’ Fin: This is a good name for a kayaker always looking for great white sharks!
  • Tying Knots: A good name for someone who loves tying and being out on the water.
  • Cattywhompus: This might be a good choice if your life is everywhere. It also makes me think of catfish!
  • Kayak Attack: A great name for someone who wants to scare their friends with their new nickname!

Here Are Some More Funny Kayak Name Ideas:

  • Kayak-A-Boo
  • Paddle Faster, I Hear Banjos
  • The Kayak-tation
  • Tipsy Kayaker
  • Paddlin’ Madly
  • The Titanic 2.0
  • Yak Attack
  • The Kayak-a-doodle-doo
  • Tipsy McKayakface
  • The Floaty McFloatface
  • The Kayak-a-ding-dong
  • The Yak-a-doodle
  • The Paddlin’ Fool
  • The Tippy Canoe
  • The Bobbing Along
  • The Yakety Yak
  • The Splish-Splash
  • The Wavy Gravy
  • The Rollin’ in the Kayak
  • The Kayak-a-doo-dah
  • The Paddlin’ Punk
  • The Yakkity Yak
  • The Drenched in Paddles
  • The Soggy Bottom
  • The Paddle or Die
  • The Tippy-Topsy Turvy
  • The Yakity-Yak-Yak
  • The Wet and Wild
  • The Kayak-a-licious
  • The Paddlin’ Palooza
  • The Yak-a-doozy
  • The Floatin’ Fool
  • The Paddlin’ Punks
  • The Yak-a-dingy-doo
  • The Tipsy Tiki
  • The Wet and Wonderful
  • The Kayak-a-rama
  • The Paddlin’ Party
  • The Yakkity Yak Yak
  • “The Floatin’ Fun
  • “The Tippy Topsy
  • The Wet and Wacky
  • The Kayak-a-tastic
  • The Paddlin’ Posse
  • The Yakety Yak Yak Yak
  • The Floatin’ Frenzy
  • The Tippy-Topsy Turvy-Tiki
  • The Wet and Waverly
  • The Kayak-a-doodle-do
  • The Paddlin’ Pals

More Kayak Name Ideas


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