Top 60 Clever Boat Names That Will Make Your Friends Jealous

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Top 60 Clever Boat Names That Will Make Your Friends Jealous

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October 27, 2022

Top 60 Clever Boat Names That Will Make Your Friends Jealous

Boat names can be as simple or as complex as you want them to be. Some people name their boat after the person who owns it, while others choose something more personal.

Some people even name their boat after a beloved pet or family member. And some people get creative with their boat names!

Here are some clever boat names if you’re looking for inspiration on what to name your boat.

Most Clever Boat Names

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The most clever boat names are the ones that make you laugh.

Boat names like “Moon Pie” and “Bigger Boat” can be clever (and they’re certainly more fun than a name like “Moby Dick”). Still, they don’t inspire the same smile-inducing awe as other entries on this list.

Puddin’ Tane (a boat named after the owner’s daughter)
Serenity (for a boat named after the owner’s favorite show)
Theodore (a good name for an unusual boat design)
Carnivore (for a boat that looks like a shark)
Killer Whale (for a fast and powerful fishing boat)
The Big Kahuna (a good name for an oversized yacht)
Driftwood (an excellent reputation for any wooden craft)
Docktasia (a funny name for a boat that’s always at the dock)
Clamdigger (for an owner who loves to go clamming)
Bogeyman (if you don’t want your friends to come over)
The Beast (if you’re big into fishing or hunting)
Angler-XII ( a good name for a fishing boat)
Chessie (if you like to go fishing off the coast of Maryland)
The Cape Codder (a great name for a fisherman’s cottage)
Callinectes sapidus (if your favorite meal is fried clams)
Waterproof (This is a great name for any vessel that can handle the water!)
The Sea Hawk (If this is how you feel about sailing, then go for it!)
The Sea Witch (An excellent name for a boat with spunk!)
Cutty Sark (You don’t have to be Scottish to appreciate this classic whiskey brand name)
Adventure Time (We love this reference from one of our favorite cartoon shows!)
The Tortuga (An homage to an island off the coast of Florida that was once used as a refuge by pirates? Yes, please!)

Unique Clever Boat Names

Not every boat name has to be a deep, symbolic reference to the meaning of life. Sometimes it’s just about having fun.

Here are unique, clever boat names that will make your friends and family smile:

Chop Suey (if you like to cook Chinese food on your boat)
Dinghy (if you don’t want to go far from shore)
Docktasia (if you’re always at the dock)
The Captain’s Lady (a good name for a boat that’s been in the family since 1971)
Catfish (if you like to go fishing on the Mississippi River)
Cockleshells (if your boat is made out of these)
Clambassador (a clever name for a boat that travels from place to place serving fried clams)
Crabber (if you’re a fisherman who loves crabbing)
Rudderless (a funny name for any boat without a rudder)
Fist Full Of Bollards ( a clever name for a boat that has lots of bollards)
Fishing Fool (a creative name for someone who loves to fish from the shore)
Bearly Afloat ( a creative name for a boat that’s always in need of repair)
Big Ol’ Cajun Boater (a clever name for someone who loves to go fishing off the coast of Louisiana)
No Brainer ( a clever name for a boat that’s easy to operate)
The Big Easy (a good name for someone who loves boating in New Orleans)
Dazed And Confused ( a clever name for a boat that’s always in need of repair)
The Big Apple (a clever name for someone who loves to go boating in New York City)
Knot Paid For ( a clever name for someone who loves to go boating but can’t afford it)
The One And Only (a clever name for someone who wants the only boat on the lake)
Gulf Coasting ( a clever name for someone who loves to go boating in the Gulf of Mexico)

Clever Funny Boat Names

There are a lot of great boat names out there, but our list of clever, funny boat names is sure to give you some ideas.

Here are clever, funny boat names:

The Good Life (a clever name for someone who loves boating but doesn’t have a lot of money)
Out Of Sync (a clever name for a boat that’s constantly breaking down or not working correctly)
Beacon My Ass ( a clever name for someone who loves boating but hates the idea of getting lost)
The Big Chill (a clever name for someone who loves boating in cold weather)
The Last Straw (a good name for someone who loves boating but has a lot of problems with their boat)
Sea-Scape ( a clever name for someone who loves boating in the SeaSea)
Dirty Pirate Hooker ( a good name for someone who loves boating but hates cleaning their boat)
The Bitter End (a clever name for someone who loves boating but doesn’t want to go anywhere near the water)
Lost at SeaSea ( a good name for someone who loves boating but often gets lost while they are out on the water)
The Seas the Limit ( a clever name for someone who loves boating but doesn’t know how to swim)
The Boat Father ( a clever name for someone who loves boating but is often called a “daddy”)
Salty Dawg Saloon ( a clever name for someone who loves boating but will only drink beer)
The Great White ( a good name for someone who loves boating in the SeaSea and sharks)
Captain Hooker ( a clever name for someone who loves boating but hates cleaning their boat)
Ship Off
Captain Hopeful
The Snarky Snail (a sea snail)
Lucky Me!

More Boat Name Ideas

FAQs

What Is a Clever Boat Name?

Clever boat names are what you call the name of your boat. They’re usually short, sweet, and to the point. They’re also often puns or double entendres that will have your friends and fellow boaters chuckling every time they hear it.

What Can I Do with A Clever Boat Name?

You can use a clever boat name to make people laugh. You can use it to tell people what your boat looks like or what you do with it. You can also use the name as an inside joke that only your friends will understand!

Can I Use Your Clever Boat Name in My Book, Movie, or Tv Show?

Yes! We love to see our content used in creative ways. If you want to use one of our clever boat names in your book, movie, or tv show, please email us and let us know!

How Do I Pick a Good Clever Boat Name?

It’s all about the wordplay! If you can’t think of any puns or rhymes, consider naming your boat after something related to your favorite thing or place.

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