Top 100+ Witty Boat Names You Need To See!

You’ve found your perfect boat. Now it’s time to name it! But what should you call it?

Well, we’re here to help! This list will inspire you whether you’re a boat owner or just looking for a boat name.

We’ve rounded up 100 witty boat names that are unique and creative. Whether you’re looking for a funny, cute, or just plain weird name, these are sure to inspire you!

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Best Witty Boat Names

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The best boat names are the kind that makes you laugh out loud, either because they’re so clever or because they’re so silly.

Here are our top best witty boat names:

  • Me And My Shadow (This one is so cute)
  • Ship Happens! (lolololol)
  • The Gratitude
  • Aquaholics Anonymous
  • Man Overboard
  • Reel Estate
  • Busted Prop
  • No Wake Zone
  • Loose Cannon
  • Fathom This!
  • Skipper Cupid
  • It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere
  • Sea-Crest Spot
  • Extra Dry Vermouth
  • Section: Willin’ for Killin’
  • Life’s a Beach
  • This Side Up
  • Yacht to be Different
  • Going Like Sixty
  • Ruckus and Frenzy

Cool Witty Boat Names

What’s in a name? A lot, it turns out. A boat name is a key part of your persona and can make or break your experience on the water. So if you’re looking for a new name for your boat, we’ve covered you!

Here are cool, witty boat names that are sure to get you noticed:

  • Liquid Asset
  • Arrrgggghhh!
  • Too Much Time On My Hands
  • Beer Taps
  • Humu Hullabaloo
  • Definitely Wet!
  • Anchors Away
  • Cool Beans!
  • Cute But Psycho
  • Neptune’s Revenge
  • Full Moon Party
  • Outrageous Fortune
  • Good Vibrations
  • Sea Ya Next Year!
  • All She Wrote!
  • Plot Twist
  • The Titanic Sank, This One Won’t
  • Plankowner

Funny Witty Boat Names

We are looking for a boat name that will make people laugh. We’ve got you covered: here are funny, witty options that will keep your audience howling.

  • Cutty Sark
  • La Belle Dame Sans Merci
  • Heaven Sent
  • Savannah Rose
  • Ye Sterne Trade
  • Wild Goose Chase
  • Cat Scratch Fever
  • USS Underwear
  • Just One More Cast II
  • Pole-Dancer
  • The Belizean Suntan
  • Obsession
  • Foul Play
  • Almost Perfect II
  • A Shanty Boat
  • Not All There Is
  • Take It Easy III
  • Freedom Winds II

Clever Witty Boat Names

Here are witty, clever boat names that will make your friends and family think you’re way funnier than you are.

  • Sassy Sea (A pun on Sassafras)
  • Barking Mad (A pun on Barksdale)
  • Fabulous Folly (For those who love puns)
  • Snarky Shark (A reference to Lewis Carroll’s poem “The Walrus and the Carpenter”)
  • Ship Shape (An oldie but goodie!)
  • The Lido Deck (If you love puns and socializing)
  • Aye, Aye, Captain! (For those who love nautical themes)
  • Ship Happens! (For those who love puns)
  • Good Ship Lollipop (A play on words from the famous children’s poem “The Sailor Boy
  • Selective Memory III
  • La Vie en Rose
  • Gnawing Doubt
  • Trans Fat
  • Beer Pressure
  • Third Degree
  • Rumer Has It
  • Excessive Enthusiasm
  • I’ll Sea Ya Later! (I’ll See You Later!)
  • Bat Boat (Batmobile)
  • Saturday Fajita (Saturday Fever)

Catchy Witty Boat Names

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If you’re in the market for a boat, you might want to consider one of these catchy, witty names.

  • Relentless Pursuit II
  • Lady Grace Too
  • Hot Mess
  • Captain Morgan
  • Little Manatee River
  • Rockin’ the Boat (Wav)
  • Sail-N-Highs (Sails) N Lows!
  • Sailish Bits
  • Last Call
  • Hooked on a Feeling
  • Eye Candy
  • Castle in the Sea
  • All Washed Up
  • Split Decision
  • The Seabiscuit
  • La Isla Bonita
  • Rat Bait
  • Inches Offshore

Witty fishing boat names

Fishing is a great way to get out into the wilderness, and it’s also a fantastic excuse to eat fish—but naming your boat can be a challenge. Luckily, we’ve got you covered with these witty fishing boat names!

  • Deep 5
  • Reel Action
  • Pier Pressure
  • Get Reeled In
  • he Big Kahuna
  • Vitamin Sea
  • Day Maker
  • 2 Hundy P
  • Sea-Renity
  • Hooked Up
  • Mackerel Skies
  • Art of Fishing
  • Scales & Tales
  • Get Nauti
  • Screaming Reel
  • Silence of the Lambs
  • Pinchy Pleasure
  • Do Reel Mi

witty pontoon boat names

If you’re a puns fan, you’ll love these funny pontoon boat names!

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  • Party Starter
  • Party More
  • Tubular Party
  • Catch a Wave
  • Swan Song
  • It’s a Float Thing
  • Get Her Done
  • Wet and Wild
  • Great White North
  • Mom’s Basement
  • Priority Mail
  • Knot She Waved Back
  • Tied One On
  • The Big Kahuna
  • Gonna Soak Myself!
  • Floaty Pants
  • Slow Mocean
  • Float Your Boat” or “Floatin’

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