400+ Dirty Boat Names: Hilariously Naughty Choices for Your Vessel

If you’ve ever wandered around a marina or lake and noticed the boat names, you know some of them are downright hilarious, a little cheeky, and sometimes even borderline dirty! People love getting creative with their boat names, and the dirtier and more clever, the better. Whether you’re into fishing, cruising on a pontoon, or tearing it up on a speed boat, a funny and slightly dirty name can give your boat a personality of its own.

In this post, I’m diving into the world of dirty boat names with a mix of naughty, clever, and witty suggestions. And hey, if you’re thinking about naming your boat something a little risqué, I’ve got you covered with ideas for every type of boat. 

Witty and Clever Dirty Boat Names: Make ‘Em Laugh!

• Knot On Duty
• Stern Words
• A Boat Time
• Nauti Buoyfriend
• Just Add Water
• Don’t Be Salty
• Piers Morgan
• Seaduction
• Making Waves
• Knot So Fast
• Buoy Wonder
• Seacret Weapon
• Pier Pressure
• Knot Working
• Wake Up Call
• Knotty Intentions
• Nauti-Gal – Check out our guide: River Boat Names 
• Seaduction Notice
• Buoyant Disposition
• Buoy Problems
• Ship Happens
• Anchored In Sin
• Choppy Relations
• Naughty Knots
• Rudder Chaos
• Float Your Boat
• Drippin’ Buoy
• Wet & Knotty
• Bow to Stern
• Knotty Buoy Thang

Pontoon Boat Names with a Dirty Twist

Pontoon boats are all about relaxing, partying, and cruising with friends, right? So why not give your pontoon boat a cheeky name that matches its vibe? Here are some fun, dirty pontoon boat names to consider:

• Knotty Buoy
• Wet Dreamz
• Sea-duction
• Pontoon & a Half
• Buoys Gone Wild
• Motor Boatin’
• Decked Out & Dirty
• Sunk My Battleship
• Aqua-holic
• Tits Afloat
• Booby Trap
• Toon It Up!
• Wave Runners
• Naughty ‘Toon
• Sea-Cret Affair
• Drink Like a Fish
• Wet Your Whistle
• Bait and Switch
• Gettin’ Salty
• Floats Your Boat
• Liquid Assets
• Lake & Loaded
• Barely Afloat
• Buoy Toy – Check out our guide:  Latin Names for Boats
• Oar-Gasm
• Barely Legal
• Stern Looker
• Off the Hooker
• Bow Movement
• Pontoon Raunch

Fishing Boat Names with a Splash of Dirty Humor

Fishing boats can definitely benefit from some sass. Whether you’re reeling in the big one or just enjoying a day on the lake, why not name your fishing boat something that’ll get a chuckle?

• Master Baiter
• Reel Naughty
• Rod Father
• Fillet Show
• Bass-Turd
• Pole Dancer
• Casting Couch
• Sea-Stained Sheets
• Offshore Mistress
• The Wet Spot
• Hooked Up
• Chum Guzzler
• Reel ’em & Feel ’em
• Tuna Tickler
• Stripper Slipper
• Deep In-Sea-men
• Tail Chaser
• Hook, Line & Sinker
• Gone Overboard
• Scaly Wags
• Fins & Sins
• Baiter Beware
• Lure’d In
• Catch & Release Me
• Wet Reel
• Knot My Problem
• Overfished
• Salmonella
• Hot Rodder
• Gutted Glory

Pirate Boat Names with a Dirty Edge

• Jolly Rodgered
• Booty Hunter
• Plunder Pants
• Sea Men of Fortune
• Walk the Plankin’
• Dirty Buccaneer
• Capt’n Jacked
• Blacked Out Pearl
• The Arr-gasm
• Scurvy Dawgs
• Lusty Maiden Voyage
• Blow the Man Down
• Deck Swabber
• Barnacle Buster
• The Poop Deck
• Kraken Me Up
• Pegged Leg
• The Hooker
• Keelhauled Kink
• Pistol Pecker
• Lost at Seamen
• Capt’n Crusty
• Ship Happens
• Grog Goggles
• Salty Nuts
• Dead Man’s Chest
• The Scallywag
• Yo Ho Ho & a Bottle of Rummmm
• Sea Snatched
• Booty Call

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Speed Boat Names: Fast and Filthy

• Fast & Flirtatious
• Blow Me Away
• Knotty Girl
• Below Sea Level
• Full Throttle Freak
• Wet N’ Wild
• Thrust Issues
• Wake N’ Bake
• High Seagulls
• Wavegasm
• Burnin’ Rubber
• Naughty by Nauture
• Breakneck Babe
• Drunk Dial Buoy
• Sea Studded
• Hell on Hull
• The Salt Shaker
• Barely Buoyant
• Bottoms Up
• Motor Boat My Buoys
• Spank Her Wake
• Sea-Salt & Battery
• Hella Wet
• Speed Demon
• Wakezilla
• Wake ‘N Thrash
• G-Force Wake
• Sea Smoke
• Rudder Ruckus
• Wavemaster Debris

Good Dirty Boat Names for Any Kind of Boat

If you’re still on the hunt for a general dirty boat name that isn’t tied to any specific boat type, don’t worry. I’ve got you covered with more clever options:

• Buoy Oh Buoy
• Below Deck Scandal
• Naughty Buoyfriends
• Tight Lines & Good Times
• Keel Em’ Softly
• Life’s a Beach
• Buoy-Tastic Voyage
• Wet Ride
• Stern Thruster
• Liquid Courage
• Risky Wake
• Not Your Momma’s Buoy
• Slip ‘N Drip
• Sassy Starboard
• Seas the Day (Before I Do)
• Floating Debris (And I Don’t Mean the Trash)
• Knot So Innocent
• Miss Behavin’
• Naughty Rudder
• Nautical Nympho
• Drop Anchor, Not My Heart
• Masturbait
• On the Rocks
• Seaquester
• Wet and Ready
• Misty Morning After
• Tidal Temptress
• Bow-chicka-wow-wow
• Salty Swell
• Uncharted Wetters

Jon Boat Names with a Dirty Twist

• Swamp Thing
• Tight Jonny
• Jon & the Dirty Buoy
• Skinny Dippin’
• Nauti Buoy
• Jon Boat Jiggle
• Shore Thing
• Gutter Boat Gal
• Low Tide Love
• Crank It Hard
• Bump & Jon
• Swamp Thang
• Docked & Loaded
• Big Jon Energy
• Bass Ho
• Lil’ Jon, Big Waves
• Jonny Be Wet
• Wet Willie
• Muddy Rudder
• Jon It & Gone
• Wake Me Up
• Water Bed-Wetter
• Bottomed Out
• Hull Yeah!
• Little Wet Monster
• Casting Couch Jonny
• Jon’s Wet Dream
• Naughty Jonny
• Floater Joke
• Swamped in Fun
• Jon & On

Dirty Red Boat Names: Fiery and Sassy

• Hot Ruddered Mess
• Red-Hot Wetness
• Scarlet Floater
• Flame Buoyant
• Red Rider
• Fired Up
• Ruby Waves
• Crimson Tide Tease
• Scarlet Sin
• Burnin’ Buoy
• Red Alert
• Flaming Buoy-Tiful
• Hot Seat (Literally)
• Red & Ready
• Buoyant Blaze
• Bow & Burn
• Hull on Fire
• Big Red Machine
• Hot & Knotty
• Red Head Wreck
• Cherry Popped
• Sea Red But Behave!
• Wave of Red
• Red Hot Wake
• Smokin’ Buoy
• Crimson Crasher
• Heated Hull
• Red Tide Rider
• Buoyant Fireball
• Scarlet Dreamboat

Dirty Black Boat Names: Dark, Bold, and Naughty

• Blackened Buoy
• Dark & Stormy
• Inked Up Hull
• Deep Dark Seamen
• Night Rider Wetness
• Black Out Waves
• Sea-Riously Black
• The Blacked Out Buoy
• Wet & Inky
• Shady Buoys
• The Dark Wake
• Shadow Stripper
• Midnight Wet Dream
• Dirty Black Pearl
• The Dark Knot
• Black Tide Temptress
• Hull Yeah It’s Black
• Nocturnal Naughtiness
• Blacklisted Buoy
• Dark Side Thruster
• Blacked Out Bottom
• Sea in the Dark
• Nauti By Night
• Blackwater Beaut
• In Deep Dark Waters
• Pitch Black Pleasure
• The Deep Dark Buoy
• Wet Midnight Magic
• Knotty Darkness
• Black Sea Trouble

Check out our guide: Viking Ship Names

Final Thoughts: 

Naming your boat is one of those things that you want to nail down perfectly—it’s like giving your boat its own personality. A good dirty boat name will make people laugh, maybe blush, and definitely remember you. Whether you’re out on the lake, the ocean, or just chilling dockside, your boat’s name will always be a part of your boating identity.

So, which dirty boat name are you going to choose? Got a better idea? Share it in the comments! Let’s see who can come up with the most hilarious and dirty boat names. If you’ve got a story about a boat name gone wrong (or right), I’d love to hear it!